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  ‘I’m sure,’ Crash said, and bent her back onto the bed onto cool blue sheets that were infinitely better than the rocky ground up on the mountaintop.

  This could bring a whole new dimension to sex, she thought and dropped the veil and tilted her hips, rolling him over so she could be on top, straddling him and looking down with her hands on each side of him. He looked new, too, with pillows all around him instead of grass and leaves, and then he shifted under her and she felt him hard against her and shuddered as the heat flared, and she smiled and rocked against him until he grabbed her neck and yanked her down, snagging her crystal ball with his other hand as it zinged by her ear.

  ‘Whoa,’ she said. ‘Good catch.’

  ‘Jesus.’ He hefted it in his hand. ‘This thing is heavy.’

  ‘Well, it’s solid crystal’ She took it from him and rolled it under the bed, stuffing the veil after it.

  ‘A crystal ball. Did you look in it for us?’

  She sat up and looked at him sternly, which wasn’t easy because he was naked and beautiful and hard between her legs. ‘Crash, I can’t see the future, nobody can. Human beings have free will. The crystal ball is just a joke. I got it in New Orleans because I liked the dragonfly stand.’

  ‘Right,’ Crash said. ‘But you can do magic. How am I supposed to know the difference?’

  ‘Because magic makes sense.’ Mare slid her hands up his chest. ‘It’s like sex. It’s too good to be true, but it works.’ She bent to kiss him and then started working her way down. ‘Every. Single. Time.’

  ‘I believe in magic,’ Crash said and closed his eyes.

  He was hot under her lips and her hands, hotter as she moved against him, and then he moved, too, and the night grew darker and the stars came out and Mare sighed against him as he took her in his arms and she wrapped herself around him as he slid inside her, hard inside her, and became part of her. She felt the draperies shift on the wall as their bodies slipped together, felt the room begin to throb as her blood began to pulse, but mostly she felt Crash, breathing with her the way he always did except this time it was in the quiet of her room and this time he was holding her tighter, this time when she said, ‘I love you,’ he said, ‘I’ll never leave you, I swear, I’ll never leave you,’ and she bit her lip so she wouldn’t cry, and he kissed her, and she cried anyway, and it didn’t matter, he didn’t stop. He held on and rocked her until the heat wiped everything else away and there was just him and his rhythm in her blood, the bubble and the shudder there, the weight of him on top of her and the backbeat of the crystal ball bumping against her butt under the mattress, and she dug her fingernails into him, gasping for breath in the heat, rocking against him harder, and harder, the whole room rocking, the walls moving with them, the black roses rustling in their vase, the zebra couch dancing across the floor, and then something gold glittering in the air like the blue sparks she saw behind her eyelids when she scrunched them closed, and then Crash rocked and hit something good and her eyes flew open and there was gold everywhere, fluttering everywhere, and Py was pulsating on the windowsill – tiger cat, tiger cat, tiger, cat, tiger, cat - and the cheval mirror was spinning, and Crash was looking into her eyes, his eyes so blue she fell into them, into him, his eyes spiraling into her, his hips spiraling into her as he moved closer, higher, harder, the heat built and built and built inside her, and then she cried out and grabbed the headboard and it writhed under her hands, and she looked up to see the ceiling spinning around and around, closer and closer as she came and came and came and came…

  When the bed landed with a thump, she held on to Crash, gasping for breath, and realized the ceiling was fine, it hadn’t moved, it was the bed.

  A few minutes later, when they were both breathing evenly again, when they’d come unstuck from each other and were curled together and Mare was so happy she thought about weeping from sheer exuberance except she was too damn exhausted, Crash said in her ear, ‘So we bolt the bed down.’

  ‘Maybe,’ she said, rolling onto her back, taking a deep breath just to feel her body ache from all the places he’d touched, all the places he’d been. ‘That was really good.’

  ‘There was a tiger on the windowsill.’

  She smiled at him and then picked something gold out of his hair, a tiny awkward butterfly that fluttered in her hand briefly and then flew back to the drapery and stuck on. ‘Huh.’ She let her head flop back and saw the headboard. It looked different.

  She eased herself up on one elbow, feeling fat with satisfaction.

  The iron headboard was now the same on both sides, no broken places, no missing pieces, and the pattern was different, more intricate, more beautiful. It took her a minute, and then she realized that she’d straightened out all the pieces of it with her mind, rebent them so they’d matched. Whatever rhythm she and Crash had been moving to, the headboard had gotten caught in it, and her mind had moved and curled the two halves to match.

  ‘What?’ Crash said, looking up at her, exhausted, while she tilted her head, looking at the iron twists and curls. ‘We just did that,’ she said, pointing to it. He squinted at it.

  ‘That’s how we make love,’ she said. ‘That’s what the way we make love looks like. Isn’t it beautiful?’

  ‘I like it.’ He let his face drop back into the pillow.

  She patted his back and found another butterfly so she peeled it off and set it free to fly back to the curtain.

  ‘It must have been something to see in here,’ she said, pulling her hair off her sweaty neck and piling it on top of her head, loving the stretch in her back, and he said, ‘It was,’ into the pillow.

  ‘I mean for everything else, too,’ she said, laughing. ‘I bet there were blue sparks everywhere.’

  He moved his head so his face wasn’t buried. ‘What blue sparks?’

  ‘My magic,’ she said, setting free another gold butterfly. ‘It’s blue sparks.’

  ‘I didn’t see any blue sparks.’

  She shook her head at him. ‘You were distracted. Look.’

  She waved her hand at the cheval mirror, and it rose and minced across the room on its three curved legs. No blue sparks.

  She straightened, letting her hair fall back down. ‘What the hell?’

  ‘That wasn’t like that, was it?’ Crash said, squinting at the mirror.

  Mare looked at the freckled mirror. The freckles were all in spirals along the edges now, the center clear. ‘No. Never mind that. Where are my sparks?’

  He rolled over on his back to watch her, putting an arm behind his head, and she was momentarily distracted by how gorgeous he was, but then she looked around. ‘Maybe I have to do something… more complicated. Like… all the butterflies.’

  ‘Butterflies?’ Crash said, but Mare concentrated on them, visualizing all the little gold filigree wings and then threw them toward the drapery they’d come off of.

  Crash yelped as dozens of little gold wings went hurtling across the room to splat on the fabric, some of them peeling off him, but there weren’t any sparks.

  ‘I want my sparks back,’ Mare said, flustered. ‘When I make magic, there are blue sparks, damn it.’

  ‘Weight?’ Crash suggested, looking over his shoulder for more butterflies. ‘Maybe it has to be something heavy.’

  ‘Yesterday morning, I got them lifting muffins,’ Mare said.

  ‘Well, things have happened since yesterday,’ Crash said. ‘Maybe you’ve gotten stronger.’

  Mare nodded. ‘Okay. Hold on.’ She took a deep breath, wrapped her mind around the bed, and lifted. It got about a foot off the floor, some blue sparks shot out, and then it thumped down again.

  ‘Ouch,’ Crash said, holding on. ‘But I saw blue sparks.’

  ‘This sucker was spinning when we were coming,’ Mare said, disgruntled. ‘I should be able to do that again.’

  ‘Hey, anything I can do to help-’

  ‘Shhhh,’ Mare said, and sat back against her beautiful new headboard to think.

/>   Okay. Time to stop going on instinct and think about how her power actually worked.

  With the muffins, she’d seen dust motes in the air turn into blue sparks. That must have something to do with friction, that her power moved things at a really small level. Like the sugar cubes. Like there was something in the air -what? molecules? atoms? germs? tiny little Legos? – that she could latch on to and wrap around things and then-

  ‘Mare?’

  Mare bit her lip and went for something easier. Whatever that is, she thought, I’m gonna string it together, wrap it around this bed, and lift. She put her head down and began to wrap her power around and around the bed in a big spiral, tightening as she went, putting her tongue in the corner of her mouth, her head lowering as she concentrated, her arms spreading out naturally, fingers spreading, too, and then she lifted…

  ‘Oh, shit,’ Crash said, and grabbed on to the headboard.

  ‘Sparks?’ she said, concentrating on keeping them afloat.

  ‘Ceiling,’ he said, and she looked up and saw it right above her nose.

  ‘Right,’ she said and set them down gently. ‘Huh.’

  ‘Well, I can see why you never let me in here before.’ He swung around and put his feet on the floor.

  ‘Too much?’ Mare said, suddenly afraid.

  ‘No,’ Crash said. ‘Well, a lot Not too much.’ He looked over at her and smiled. ‘We’re bolting the bed down. This one and the one in Italy. You’re coming to Italy, right?’

  Mare relaxed. ‘I have to talk to Dee and Lizzie first. If it’s okay-’

  He shook his head, and she leaned forward and put her hand on his arm.

  ‘Crash, they’re like me, they’re magic, they can’t be alone. I think Elric is okay, but I don’t know about Danny, he doesn’t like magic, and if my sisters haven’t found anybody like you, I can’t leave them alone. You know? I just can’t. They need me.’

  He kissed her forehead. ‘I know. But then they come with us. Honest to God, Mare, they’d love Italy. And I’ll help. Dee turns into birds, right? And Lizzie turns stuff into…’ He frowned, trying to remember.

  ‘Bunnies and shoes, mostly.’

  He shrugged. ‘It’s Tuscany, it’s a country town. Nobody will notice birds and bunnies. And shoes, well, hell, it’s Italy. Dee can paint there. I’ll build her a studio and Lizzie a workshop. They’ll be safe. I’ll keep them safe.’

  ‘Oh.’ Mare felt heat behind her eyes and tried to blink it back, but it was too late.

  ‘Hey,’ he said as she picked up the sheet to wipe the tears away.

  ‘I’ve loved you forever,’ she told him, sniffing. ‘I’m going to love you forever.’

  ‘I know,’ he said. ‘I’ll love you forever, too.’

  ‘There’s just one thing,’ she said, blinking back tears.

  He closed his eyes and nodded. ‘Whatever it is, I’ll fix it,’ he said, patience incarnate.

  ‘The footboard.’

  ‘What?’ He looked around.

  ‘I was holding on to the headboard when I came,’ Mare said. ‘That’s why it got rearranged and it looks so beautiful now. So I was thinking if I held onto the footboard and you-’

  ‘It’s just one damn thing after another with you,’ Crash said, and reached for her.

  Dee woke to see the sky in turmoil. A broad bank of roiling clouds allowed only brief glimpses of the setting moon. The trees on the mountain writhed and whispered, making Dee think of those witches dancing in the dark, and far down in the valley a train whistle blew. Within the stone circle, it was curiously quiet. Dee was absolutely content, tucked close to her lover after their second bout of lovemaking, this one involving the pop beads.

  Dee decided that she definitely had a preference for a man with an imagination. Who knew what pleasure pink pop beads could incite when pulled across some of the more sensitive areas of the body. Then again, they were also a great hit wrapped around a rousing erect penis. She couldn’t wait to see what Danny had in mind for the boa.

  ‘You’ll marry me, of course,’ Danny murmured, pulling her more snugly into his arms. ‘After all, I’ve stolen your virtue.’

  Busy running her fingers through the curiously soft hair that traced Danny’s sternum, Dee chuckled. ‘You can’t steal something that was offered on a silver platter.’

  He yawned. ‘Nevertheless, my honor demands it.’

  ‘Consider your honor upheld. Right now I can’t think past what we’re going to do next. I have to say that I’m sorry it took so long to find out what fun this is.’

  ‘I’m not. If you’d found out sooner, it wouldn’t have been with me.’

  ‘It was meant to be, I think.’

  ‘True. After all, the first person you failed to shift with just happens to be your one true love.’

  ‘It might also be because he’s the first one who tried to make sure I had an orgasm first. Maybe it was a protective mechanism.’

  ‘Nah. I prefer the true love idea.’

  ‘If you must.’ She could hear his heart, and it soothed her. She’d never been this close to a human before. Oh, she’d held Lizzie and Mare, but she’d never been given the gift of a lover’s comfort.

  ‘I really do want to marry you,’ he said, lazily stroking her hair. ‘Did I tell you I love you?’

  ‘Better than that,’ she said, spreading her hand over his heart. ‘You showed me. I am honored by your offer.’

  ‘You’re not allowed to say no.’

  ‘I have two sisters to think of, Danny.’

  ‘Let ‘em get their own husbands.’

  ‘Until they do, we need to stick together just to survive.’

  ‘I work, too, ya know.’

  Dee lifted her head so she could face him. ‘Could you work from Salem’s Fork? We could live here to save money. I could stay in the bank. That way I could be here for the girls.’

  He stroked her cheek with his thumb. ‘What if I can’t? What if you need to come to Chicago with me?’

  She frowned. ‘I don’t think we’d have the money to commute. Could you wait? The situation here can’t last that much longer. Especially if we can finally take care of Xan.’

  ‘You’d give me up for your sisters?’

  ‘Give up is not the idea. Postpone at most. I have a responsibility to them, Danny. I mean, right now Lizzie hasn’t even been able to hold down a job.’

  ‘Why?’

  She shrugged. ‘She’s distracted by trying to change straw into gold. She thinks it would save us all. I think Lizzie’s greatest gift is that she loves us enough to try.’

  ‘And Mare?’

  ‘Mare will be okay. But if I could stay, I could help out.’

  ‘So if I could base my activities out of Salem’s Fork, you’d marry me?’

  ‘Before you could get the question out. I know it wouldn’t be easy. Neither of us makes a lot of money, and you’d need to travel. But we could make it work.’ She knew her smile was anxious. She wasn’t sure her heart could stand a rejection.

  ‘What about me?’ he asked very quietly.

  ‘If you’re close,’ she said, ‘we’d have more time for impulse activity. I mean, we’re not really far from anywhere. And I get three weeks’ vacation at the bank.’

  ‘And your art?’

  She briefly closed her eyes. ‘I don’t want to lose my anonymity.’

  ‘If I could guarantee you that you won’t?’

  She frowned. ‘There is no artist protection program, Danny.’

  ‘I know people.’

  She considered it. ‘I’ve always wanted to share my vision. I just can’t bear the idea of intrusion. Do you understand?’

  Danny pulled her down to him for a brief, searing kiss. ‘Better than you know, sweetheart. So if I move here and promise to keep you anonymous, you’d live off my less than stellar salary until you can sell paintings?’

  ‘I’d hope we’d share all the responsibility. But of course. Although I think you’re setting too high a store o
n those paintings.’

  ‘And I think I’m not.’ He kissed her again. ‘Okay, missy. You have a deal. When do we ask your sisters’ permission?’

  ‘When Mare wears a gray suit. Don’t worry. They love you already. Mare will offer to have your babies if you take my attention away from her. Hey, I don’t suppose you could help me talk her into college.’

  Danny laughed. ‘Mare? Oh, Dee, don’t waste your breath. Mare’s going to end up creating something wonderfully bizarre, like, oh, an interactive movie-watching game that everybody’s going to want, and she’s going to become a cultural phenomenon.’

  Dee sighed and settled back on Danny’s chest. ‘Fine. Outvoted again.’

  ‘I will do one thing for you.’

  ‘What’s that?’

  ‘Show you why I bought the feather boa.’ She was up again and smiling. ‘Boas make me hot.’ Danny James could look very smug when he wanted to. ‘I thought they would.’

  Lizzie opened her eyes, slowly letting them adjust to the predawn light. She was lying sprawled across Elric’s perfect body, exhausted and deliciously, perfectly happy. She had no idea where, or when, or how she’d gone – at some point the arcs of color had speared through her body, turning it into tiny shards of crimson, blue, and gold, fairy dust spread across the universe until it settled back into lavender and then into flesh once more. It had been endless, glorious, and instinctively she tightened her grip on Elric’s shoulder, afraid he’d gone.

  He murmured something sleepily, but his arm was locked around her back, and there was no way she could escape. No way she wanted to.

  The door to her room was open. Someone must have come in to check on her during the night and she could only guess they’d found nothing. Lizzie and her phantom lover had vanished, at least for the time being, which was probably just as well. She wasn’t sure either of her sisters could have withstood the shock of seeing peaceful little Lizzie turning into…

  What had she turned into? A raging sex addict? If you considered exactly what she’d done, what he’d gotten her to do with nothing more than a gentle tug, then she was the most wanton creature on the face of this earth. Except that she wanted no one but him.